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What would you wish for? (joke)?

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes. The Genie said, “Nope … due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, [...]

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What would you wish for? (joke)?

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes. The Genie said, “Nope … due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, [...]

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standard deviation questions (10 points)?

hi..im not sure how to do standard deviation plz help. dont worry if you cant answer them all. thanks. 1.A country town instals 2000 new electric lights in a new housing estate. These lamps have an average life of 1000 hours with a standard deviation of 200 hours. a) What percentage of bulbs would be [...]

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Which would you choose…?

Chicken or Shrimp? Chinese food or Mexican? Comedy or Horror? Drama or Romance? Love or Hate? Day or Night? Beach or Club? British or Australian accents? Reese or Butterfinger? Table lamps or Floor lamps? Black or Blue? Blue or Pink? Lava Lamps or Disco Balls? Markers or Colored pencils? Lemonade or Apple juice? Blinds or [...]

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Why is the spell checker so limited?

Evidently, the spell checker recognizes differences between American English and British English. If I type in ‘colour’ the checker knows this is not the U.S. spelling. That being said, American English is also made up of and utilizes in-numerous words from many languages and cultures. The word ‘fromagerie’ means the same thing and is spelled [...]

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hi all :O)?

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it. Lo-and-behold a genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The Genie said, “Nope. Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries and fierce global competition, I can only [...]

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